Monday, August 31, 2009

PRESEASON GAME 3

PRESEASON - GAME 3 - Seahags at the New Head.
Score: Chiefs 10, Seahogs 14.
Weather: Beeeeeaautiful!
Overall impression of the game: They lost - again. Daffy duck looked awful and people got hurt. The bright spot is, the rest of the AFC West doesn't look much better.

The Offense:
WOW that was bad. The line is dreadful beyond words. They should line up the blocking dummies, they won't be out of position as often. But it doesn't stop there. I don't think anyone on this offense can block. The play that got Cassel hurt had at least three blown blocks, including Brian Waters and Branden Albert. But the worst "look out" block came from FB Mike Cox. After Albert missed the guy, #92, who played Gumby with Cassel's left leg, Cox had a clean shot at him, and didn't even get close enough to smell his cologne. We will never know how badly hurt Cassel was, because Haley & Pioli do things "The Patriots Way" -- that is to act like their injury reports are subject to the HIPAA law. But, at a minimum, it was pretty badly extended. Jamaal Charles managed to hang on to the punkin all night. For my money, if Charles can shake that fumbling habit, he's the best back on this team. Battle has looked good, as well, at times. LJ probably should have ditched that Maybach before the "Cash for Clunkers" program ran dry. He may not be able to feed it with next year's income. As for the wide outs, the two that looked the best on Saturday were Bowe and Lelie. This was a game for Thiggy to man up and make his case, and he blew it badly. Gutierrez looked better, and he had two turn overs. Thiggy simply lacks the arm strength and accuracy to play in a straight-up pro offense. Bottom line - this offense will not win any games this year, unless things improve dramatically. If the Chiefs win anything, it will be with....

The Defense:
I am actually starting to like this unit. The 1's looked very good, for the second week. However, as noted last week, once you get past the starters, there is not much depth anywhere but linebacker. Flowers was remarkable, and scored the only TD for the Chiefs with a nice pick-6 off Hasselbeck & the Seattle #1 unit. Let's hope he's not hurt badly, but just like Cassel, we'll never know. Another guy who had a good game was Ron Edwards on the d-line. In a head-to-head test, he out-performed the name brand linemen. The defense still lacks that consistent pass rush, and the pass coverage in the middle of the field has yet to completely come together. They're a long way from great, but that are showing flashes of "pretty good", which is a marked improvement over the past few years.

The Special Teams:
Other than Dustin Colquitt and Jamaal Charles, the special bus looked as bad or worse than the offense. Suck-up missed a chip-shot field goal, and his kick offs were short. Of course, the good news is, he had very few opportunities to kick off! The experiment with returners has netted one guy who seems to understand the concept of "catch the ball - run up-field behind your blockers" -- Jamaal Charles.

The Awards:
"Throw Him A Bone" was penciled in for Brandon Flowers, but with the injury, I decided to go with Jamaal Charles. He did everything right. He ran well, he returned well, he covered punts well as a flyer.  He is making his case to be the #2 back, and #1 kick returner.

"The Doggity Dog" was really hard to narrow down to just one guy. You could make the case that everyone on the O-line deserved it. Damion McIntosh and Mike Goff were particularly bad, but Goff "wins" because he couldn't hold the double-team that cause the pocket to collapse on Cassel, resulting in his injury. Getting your $60 million QB eaten in a preseason game will not win you a lot of friends.

h/t to George Blowfish for this nugget -- a picture of the play where Cassel got hurt:


Next week - short week, at the Identity Crisis Dome in St. Louis on Thursday to play the Lambs.



Your faithful scribe
Mr. Doggity

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dogg Dish

Please notice a new link on the left of your page.  It's called the Dogg Dish.

doggdish.blogspot.com

It's a place for all of you who appreciated the tailgate recipes in the old email Doggity Report. It's an open blog, where you can feel free to share your favorite recipes and pick up a few new ones.

Check it out!

Your faithful scribe,
Mr. Doggity

Sunday, August 23, 2009

PRESEASON GAME 2

Sorry I'm late, had work stuff come up.

PRESEASON - GAME 2 - Super Bowl IV replay - Chiefs vs Vikings at The Hump.
Score: Chiefs 13, Vikings 17.
Weather: Climate Controlled

Overall impression of the game: They lost - again. But looked better doing it.

The Offense:
Cassel actually looked pretty good. Of course "good" is relative when you consider what the guy makes for a living. Still, he was nifty on his feet and was able to soundly improvise. He was not asked to stretch the field, however. That may be because he lacks the arm strength. It may be because he lacks the receivers to pull it off. But if I had to put money on it, it's probably because that line would get him killed if he had to hold the ball longer than five seconds to get someone open down field. Speaking of that line, I'd really rather not. Imagine how bad they would have looked if Jared Allen wasn't hurt. Why not just go to one of those Food Network eating contests and pick five fat dudes at random? It would be cheaper, and maybe someone would puke or something and cause enough distraction for Larry Johnson to get out of the backfield. LJ had one nice run, but was otherwise still transparent to the viewing audience. Dwayne Bowe looked pretty good. The other 417 wideouts didn't really register. I am glad to have Ashley Lelie. The only player in NFL history to be named for a heroine in a Margaret Mitchell novel. We got to see Gutierrez. He's not bad. I think, if I'm picking, Tony Gonzo's BFF, Thiggy, needs to break out the nice velum and update his resume.

The Defense:
They were improved over last week, at least the #1's were. There is not much depth on this D, at this point, other than at linebacker. There are so many linebackers on this team they had to let Tamba Hali keep his old lineman jersey because they are out of numbers in the 50's. Corey Mays had another good showing, and the 3-4 seems to have gelled a bit from last week. Unfortunately, you don't have to get very far down the depth chart before the bottom falls out of the talent bucket.

The Special Teams:
Again, I think the kickers will both be fine. But the coverage units are sub par, and there doesn't appear to be anyone in a red hat that can return kicks. Jackie Battle managing to only get the ball to the 16, after catching the thing on the 2? Oy vey. That would get you cut from an over-40 rec league team.

The Awards:
"Throw Him A Bone" is getting tossed to Matt Cassel. He showed me the ability to avoid the sack, despite having purple hats in his pocket on every single play. He was almost "Elway-like", but not as goofy looking.

"The Doggity Dog" puts the choke-chain on OT Barry Richardson. This guy makes Trezelle Jenkins look like Willie Roaf. He doesn't even qualify as a speed bump, because at least a speed bump will slow on coming traffic a little bit.

SPECIAL SECTION:
Adios River Falls. The last time the team will do summer camp in Northern Wisconsin was their first under the new regime. Todd Haley did not exactly make a lot of new facebook friends over the past few weeks. He proved to be very intolerant of mistakes. He even axed the long-snapper for forgetting he was supposed to be in on a play in practice. He made last year's #1 draft pick sit four days in the workout area, unable to practice with the team, because he wasn't in game shape when he reported.

And you know what? GOOD. Herm and Dick were far too soft on these prima-donas. This looks more like a Marty camp. And maybe that's just what these losers needed to make winners out of them. I hope so.

Next week - back to The New Head for the Seahags.

Your faithful scribe
Mr. Doggity

Sunday, August 16, 2009

PRESEASON GAME 1

Welcome to the 2009 Doggity Chiefs Report. This marks the 8th season of the Doggity Report, but the first season of the new "blog" format, and the first season of the Pioli/Haley era. As in previous seasons, the pre-season Dogg will be an abbreviated version, with the full Doggity coming with the regular season, game one - at the Baltimore Ravens.

Once again, special thanks to the Illustrious Potentate, George Blowfish for his steadfast support of my flighty behavior. He will make someone a good wife.

PRESEASON - GAME 1 - Old Texans VS New Texans at THE NEW HEAD.
Score: Chiefs 10, Texans 16.
Weather: Sloppy

Overall impression of last night's mess game: They lost.

- 3 takeaway ratio. The only TD by Daffy Duck. Not something to write home about. Impression of the stadium remodel: 3-1/2 stars. Looks better than The K. Concourses are much better, as are the johns and the vittles. But I'm sorry -- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RING OF HONOR? I dig the new ribbon display, but putting the Chiefs honor guard on that thing sporadically throughout the game ain't good enough. I want to SEE the names.

The Offense:
Cassel, and the 1's on offense were not impressive, mustering just two first downs (one was a freebee on a penalty), and never getting into enemy territory. Cassel completed just two passes, but had a couple of good looking throws dropped, he also fumbled a snap. Croyle and the #2 O looked better. Thigpen did his zany, running around like loon thing that he did all last year, and managed an ugly, off-balance, back-across-his-body, broken-play pass to the TE for a TD, like he did last year. All-in-all, the QB position looks OK. I think we have three guys who can run the offense, without a huge drop-off. Of course, when you're on the kiddie-slide, there isn't far to drop. The offensive line was offensive. LJ did his Claude Raines impersonation and vanished. Jackie Battle may be the best running back on this team. Dwayne Bowe may be a practice field slacker, but he's a game day play-maker, and Haley needs to get over the pea under his mattress that this kid represents, and let him start. It's not like the rest of the receivers have any clue what they're doing.

The Defense:
The D was somewhat less awful. They looked lost on several plays, like they had no idea what zip code they were supposed to be in. Especially the linebackers. On Houston's TD drive, the LBs looked like they needed mapquest to figure out where they were going. They have a lot of work to do in the 3-4. Andy Studebaker and Corey Mays looked solid, and Tamba Hali appears to be adjusting to his new position. Brandon Flowers should be a Pro Bowler, if he continues to advance at this pace. I am still not sold on Bernard Pollard in passing situations. I have to wonder if Glenn Dorsey has a career plan B?

The Special Teams:
Kickers were OK, although Colquitt -- the team MVP from last year -- had a couple of ugly ducklings. Of course, it was pouring down rain. Suckup - Mr Irrelevant - did what was asked of him. Special bus team coverage was not that great, but the return game was worse. This team is still trying to find a guy who can walk and chew gum at the same time to put back for kicks. So far it's "chomp-step-chomp-step".

The Awards:
"Throw Him A Bone" goes to Corey Mays. A guy that even his momma has to look up his name on the depth chart. Yet he played a very solid game at linebacker. He performed well against the run and was in the backfield more than some of Houston's running backs. He and Andy Studebaker shone on defense, but I went with Mays. He managed to not get himself hurt, and had a bit of an edge.

"The Doggity Dog" goes to Brandon Albert. This guy is supposed to be the stud of an otherwise sub-par O-line. He was a speed bump a couple of times in this game - barely slowing down the rusher on the quarterback expressway.

Next week - break camp and play the Vikings in Minneapolis. We will have the training camp overview next week.

Your faithful scribe
Mr. Doggity

Saturday, August 8, 2009

DT

A few words on the day of the late Derrick Thomas' posthumous induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, in Canton, Ohio.

We all know about the women, the philandering, the bad-boy behaviors off the field. The cases of $1,000-a-bottle Remy-Martin Louis XIII cognac in hand-blown Baccarat crystal decanters he had stacked in the garage. (Can I have JUST ONE? Please?) The fact that he was driving like a fool on an icy road, not wearing a seatbelt on the day of the accident that claimed his life. His crazy antics with his running mate, Michael Tellis (who died at the scene, in the same accident).

But then there were the other DT's. There were several of them. The philanthropist. The loving son. The efforts to be a father to his disjointed family. The guy who teared up and then tore up quarterbacks on Veteran's Day, after a fly-over. His legacy -- thanks to his "Third and Long" Foundation, and the efforts of his friends and former teammates, like Neil Smith -- will live on in Kansas City for generations.

He changed Kansas City in another way, too. Perhaps no one person was more responsible for bringing sleepy Arrowhead stadium back to life. Kansas City was a baseball town in the 1970's & 80's. George Brett and the Royals were the big dogs. An average Sunday at Arrowhead back then, the vendors nearly out numbered the fans. Your beer guy was almost your personal valet. But after Derrick Thomas -- and that amazing supporting cast that defensive coordinator, Bill Cowher, assembled -- everything changed. The stands turned red and the parking lots began to smoke. Arrowhead became the loudest outdoor stadium in the NFL. It became intimidating. And it smelled GREAT!

Did Thomas deserve induction into Canton? I think that's a silly question. No, he was not "the complete linebacker". He was never particularly great against the run, or in pass coverage. His only HOF stat was sacks. But he OWNS that stat, and likely will for another generation. But he didn't just change games. He changed teams. The Broncos, Raiders and Chargers, in particular, had to make personnel decisions and change game plans to account for him. And he didn't just feast on low-hanging fruit, either. Many of his prime targets will also have busts in Canton. Many already do. He also changed the way the entire league looked at the position of outside linebacker. Anyone who not only changed games, but changed other teams, and changed the position he played, deserves the Hall of Fame. If he had played for a team in New York, or a marquee team like the Cowboys or 49ers, he would already be there.

So, on this day; the day Derrick Thomas will join fellow Chief linebackers, Willie Lanier and Bobby Bell, and the other Chiefs - Buck, Emmit, Hank, Jan, Lenny and Lamar - in pro football's elite shrine, let us remember what Arrowhead looked like before #58 brought that boyish smile, and laser-beam eyes, and "tomahawk chop" and his boiling-over love and passion to the heartland.

Welcome to Canton, DT.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Hank Stram's 53 Rules to be a Chief

Thanks to my buddy, George Blowfish - keeper of "the seats" on the 50 yardline, front row...

According to legend, Hank Stram gave a mimeographed sheet to every Chiefs rookie on the first day of training camp. These are his 53 rules to be a Chief.

Lets all hope Scott and Todd put this back in play:

Here’s what Hank Stram was telling his players almost 40 years ago:

“The difference between winning and losing often lies in the failure to do the little extra things. Everyone cannot be an “All-Pro”, but EVERYONE can hustle and be a Team Man.

“We are looking for players who will become “coaches’ ballplayers”. This is the highest compliment a player can receive.

“Read these tips over and over again during the season and see if you comply.”

What follows are 53 tips, bromides, rules, suggestions and demands that Stram made of his players. Why 53? There’s no known reason. Unfortunately Hank is no longer around to ask.

But in Stram’s mind they were important steps towards victory and a championship. They still are.

Here’s the list:

1. The desire to be a champion must come from within. Do not expect your coaches, or anyone else, to do everything for you.

2. Hustle on every play on offense. Pursue on every play on defense. You have been instructed on the proper way.

3. Be punctual, even early, for all practices, games and departures.

4. Always strive to improve yourself by working on your weaknesses. You have been given an improvement sheet.

5. Use the time after practice to improve yourself. Don’t be a clock watcher and rush to the showers.

6. Be sure you know all the audibles, both on offense and defense. Also know when to use audibles and expect them.

7. Do not take careless chances on offense or defense when your team is two touchdowns behind or two touchdowns ahead.

8. Always call loudly to your teammate when fielding a kick to tell him that you are going to catch it – he must answer your call.

9. All players must develop endurance. Be stronger in the fourth quarter than your opponent. If you are not getting enough running stay after practice and run on your own.

10. Everyone must know how to make a tackle and throw a block. This is especially important on special teams - no one is excluded, from the quarterback on down the roster.

11. Linebackers and defensive backs must talk loudly on every play.

12. Anticipate what your opponent is going to do, but do not guess. Your pre-game preparation will help you here.

13. Always keep the score and time of the game upper most in your mind when on offense or defense.

14. Every defensive back and linebacker should leave his coverage and fly to the football once it is in the air. You never know when your presence could mean an interception, a recovered fumble or a game saving tackle.

15. Do not field punts from inside the 10-yard line. Fair catch high short punts in a crowd.

16. Always play the defense called. Don’t be a guesser.

17. Offensive linemen must learn to cover on every pass. You never know when you effort may result in the big play.

18. The quarterback must learn to push himself in practice before he can be an effective leader in the game. Your talent doesn't matter. Your performance does.

19. Don’t depend on a teammate or coach to tell you what to do. You have been prepared for every situation on offense and defense.

20. Each receiver must know and line up with the correct spacing one every play. This has been faulty. Don't let it ever happen.

21. The linebackers should play down and distance on long yardage plays by increasing their depth.

22. On long passes, the defender nearest his teammate should call “ball, ball, ball” at the last moment. This has to be done in practice.

23. Defensive backs should not allow the receiver to make unnecessary yardage by making a futile attempt to break up a pass that will not give the opposition a first down.

24. Defensive backs and linebackers should hustle on every batted ball. Occasionally you can stretch or dive and intercept one.

25. Don’t stand around and watch others if the play goes away from you. We can’t win with inspectors. The football is oddly shaped and erratic. Be ready.

26. Receivers don’t take your eyes off the football when attempting to catch the ball, in order to look at the defender.

27. Quarterbacks and generals should not call plays or defenses that are big names when a sound play or defense will pick up the necessary yardage, or prevent the long gain.

28. Know when to gamble and when not to gamble. If in doubt, see the head coach.

29. Don’t take a chance and throw a block and be called for clipping. A missed block is better than a penalty.

30. Never commit a foul, or be offside, when they are giving you the football.

31. Never substitute yourself on special teams without asking your special team coach.

32. Never let up on an offside play that appears obvious to everyone. Play the play out, always. Don't assume the referee saw the foul.

33. Prepare yourself for a written examination every week on Saturday night. You should be able to score 100% on every test.

34. Punt returners always check the wind before the game and again at halftime. Do not allow the wind to blow a ball over your head and bounce dead.

35. Defensive backs should make a determined effort to intercept low passes. Too many of these go incomplete because the defender thinks he cannot reach the ball.

36. Know the type of crowd and the acoustics in every stadium you play. There are specific parks where audibles are most difficult to hear. For example: Chicago and Baltimore. Do your homework on the ballpark.

37. Be sure to fall on a fumble and recover it in a crowd. Don’t try to pick up a bouncing ball on the run unless you are out in the open. You will get the ball 100% of the time you fall on it, but only 80% of the times you advance it.

38. Return every intercepted pass the designated way we have planned for that opponent. This increases our chances of gaining extra yardage.

39. Always expect a fake field goal attempt and always be alert for the punter to run. Every time.

40. Hustle from one practice area to another when whistled up. Don’t ever be the last one.

41. Every pass thrown by our quarterback must be thrown at a target. This will improve your accuracy, even when warming up aim at a target. For example: numerals, right shoulder, left shoulder, left ear, right ear, etc.

42. The safety man on the kick-off team, the kicker on the punting team and the holder on field goals must always check to see if we have eleven men on all these special teams. Many games have been lost because someone failed to count and only ten players were on the field.

43. Take care of your equipment and don’t throw it around. Don’t dress sloppily for practice, just because it’s practice. Have pride in your appearance every time you go on the field with your team. Always shave your jersey tucked in your pants. Take pride in your appearance.

44. Always check your cleats before every game and make sure that you are wearing the proper type for the condition of the field. If in doubt, see the head coach.

45. Make sure you know the direction of every punt return and kickoff return. Don’t guess. Many games are won or lost in this department.

46. Never miss a weigh in and never be fined for being overweight. This is a lack of self respect.

47. Be careful of your conduct and your associates off the field. Keep in mind that you represent yourself, the League and the Kansas City Chiefs.

48. Be careful of your language on and off the field. Just imagine that your mother or sister is within hearing range. The vulgar talkers are not always so tough.

49. Think and talk positive football off the field.

50. Regarding the clubhouse – let what you hear there, see there and say there, stay there.

51. All players must learn the official playing rules. You have a copy, read it. You will be tested.

52. Your body is your best friend. Don’t abuse it and shorten your playing career.

53. Set a good example for all the rookies and develop pride in being a Chief.

“The only way we can lose is for us to beat OURSELVES”

Saturday, June 6, 2009

They're baaaaaack

As predicted by the Dogg -
On the first mandatory day of off-season workouts, Brian Waters and Mike Vrabel reported for duty on time.

Here's the deal to all you who freak out about all the media BS. These guys are professionals. They are also veterans, and they are both very active in the union. They know EXACTLY what the CBA allows -- to the letter. They know what they can get away with, and what they are expected to do. Both have been to Hawaii. Both get it. Both will be ready to go when the games start to count.

Take a chill pill. I know it's hard to believe, but the sports media get paid to find controversy and discord, not unity and professionalism.