OK, you found me.
Yes, the Doggity Chiefs Report went on a long sabbatical due to competing interests, like, for instance, cat washing and nose hair braiding. But the Dogg is back, in spite of popular demand.
As with previous seasons, the Chefs will be in the cross-hairs of the Dogg every weak - er - week of the season in 2009. Back, too will be the favorite features, like the "Doggity Dog" and "Throw Him A Bone" awards, a run down of the AFC Worst Division (as if you could run this division down any more), and even the weekly tailgate recipe.
As for the off-season, check in for updates, as news breaks (and if it doesn't break on it's own, we might just break it).
What's not to love about the prospects next season? As we speak, the Chiefs are running a high-school offense with a QB that is a dead ringer for Dawson -- Darrell Dawson, the assistant manager of Roeland Park Liquors. The guy knows his domestic light pilsners -- gotta give him that. They have a coach who's Northern California upbringing prevents him from being limited to the conservative notion that time is finite and linear. They have a defensive line with the NFL's best buffet-line time, and a running back who is as excited to be here as Lili Von Schtupp.
Hey, at least the NFL's Luca Brasi - Carleone Peterson got whacked. But is there any chance we can ever hate an opposing coach as much as we did the late Ratbert Shanahan? And what of the AFC Worst? Will it take more than 8-wins to cash in next year? And can Al Davis wear white shoes after Labor Day?
These, and many other meaningless questions will be ignored by the new Doggity Chiefs Report Blog.
Thanks for wasting your precious time here.
Try the veal. Tip your waitress.
Your faithful scribe,
Mr. Doggity
