Special Edition of the Doggity Report....
It took a while, but hopefully it was worth the wait. The homely, pudgy, balding, nerd Chiefs got the girl. And not just any girl. Clark Hunt has us going steady with the Scarlett Johansson/Angelina Jolie/Beyonce Knowles of GM candidates. Now we just need to see if Scott Pioli is our dream date, or a high-maintenance prima dona with an AmEx addiction.
In any case, if I were the Chiefs entire coaching staff, I'd be pounding the BlackBerry, trying to line up a summer job -- even if it makes Tony G pout.
More to come. Yes, that's a threat.
Your faithful scribe,
Mr. Doggity
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